Why Do Men Die First??

A friend recently sent me this, I thought I would share it with you. It goes along with what I've said in the past.... Women's greatest strength is appearing weak.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework....you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ...its equal opportunity.


If you mention how nice she looks...its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet...its male indifference. If you cry...you're a wimp. If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination. If SHE asks you...it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert. If you don't...you're gay.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist. If you don't...you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain. If you don't...you're a slob. If you buy her flowers...you're after something. If you don't...you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself. If you don't...you're not ambitious. If she has a headache...she's tired. If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often...you're oversexed. If you don't...there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.

Beautiful: Blessing or Curse?

Beautiful: A Blessing or Curse?

Eva Longoria, Brad Pit, Catherine Zeta Jones, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise and Hedi Klum… What do all of this people have in common? They are sex symbols. Their popularity is largely to them being a celebrity, but about that really hot girl next door and new sexy guy in your office; is their good looks a blessing or a curse. I have heard both men and women say that a person is out of their league because they look too good.
People are often intimidated by attractive people and do not approach them. Even if you do end up approaching them, you have to learn to cater to them. Whether it is men or women overly attractive people tend to fill the world revolves around them. Consciously or subconsciously they will not pay close attention to the other person.

Another downside to being too attractive is that people don’t take you seriously. They are not interested in the skills you have for the job they simply want to ask you. That actress that gets the audition only for the director to spend his time flirts with her. The pharmaceutical rep only gets to see the doctor because she’s cute.

Society is to blame for making them this way. Maybe they didn’t start out that way but through reinforcement we teach people how they should be treated. Attractive are given more tolerance than ugly people. That fat guy, better bring home flowers and have a good sense of humor. The average looking female better know how to cook, clean, cut the grass, dress up, go to the sporting event and play video games. Attractive people will get better customer service at any retail establishment, among other things like promotions, better grades.

But is it a Blessing or a Curse? Depending on which side of the gene pool you ended up on.

Women.... As Easy As 1, 2, 3

Ladies and Gentlemen gather around…Like BIGGIE I’ve got a story…A story we will call SEDUCTION. I’m sure the title has women mad at me…BUT now that I have you undivided ATTENTION… WOMEN if you apply these principles you too can have any MAN you want.

*Sex appeal is 50% what you have got and 50% is what people think you got. ~ Sophia Loren*

The practical application of this quote is what I would like to call the art of seduction. This applies to both men and women, The Art of Seduction will give you the ability have pratically anyone that you choose.

***Disclaimer - I am not responsible for the influx of men or women you will attract due to this story****

FIRST Lesson… this dance is not your classic romance movie it’s WAR, and this beautiful lady is a castle that has to be sieged as carefully as any army general. Every step has to be planned and executed with the utmost attention to detail and nuance.

First ACTION… approach the women with a bit of distance and air of nonchalance. Next time together confide in her as would a friend not a potential lover. THIS will throw her off the scent.

SECOND Lesson… Once the woman is confused make her jealous.

Second ACTION…At the next major function showed up with a beautiful lady. Beautiful women usually have equally beautiful friends. Wherever you are seen, be surrounded by BEAUTIFUL women. The young lady will not just be seething with jealously but will see you are someone others desire. This gives you instant value and will make it that much more satisfying to snatch you from their clutches.

THIRD Lesson…Once jealous next MESMERIZES her.

Third ACTION… Began to fail to show up at affairs where she is expected to see you. Then, suddenly, appear at places you have never frequented before, but she will be in attendance. This pushed the HER to a state of emotional CONFUSION that is a prerequisite for successful seduction.

She will begin to laugh harder at your jokes and listen to your stories more closely. She began to ask others questions about you. THESE moves will take several weeks or even months, but the CASTLE walls will fall.

At some point during this SEDUCTION, you may be tempted but do NOT give into frivolous impulses to tell her that you LOVE her. This will ONLY break the spell. Wherever this encounter leads, she loves the ADVENTURE. If you play it long enough where you lead her will NOT matter.

FOLLOW these steps and the ART of SEDUCTION… EASY as 1, 2, 3.