Eating Pussy

It looks like the ladies won out on the voting process!!! So Eating Pussy it is. Don't worry I will get to the other ones.

On my second tag post "Interview with an ASSHOLE" my tongue was the answer to "What body part do you get most complimented on?" Even though it is a great thing to hear "job well done" it was almost a fatal flaw... once almost sufficating myself. A few women that post comments frequently on my site thought that it was worthly of post and guys your free to take notes.

I think the title says it all "Eating Pussy" Its an art that requires both mental and physical skills that can be learned. Before I share how I almost sufficated women... please keep her trimmed up. Its for your own good!!! You can feel more of my tongue and other things if it is tightly trimmed or completely shaven. Also keep it smelling good and if nature didn't make her taste good, there is plenty of flavors you can buy at your nearest adult store. Now back to my story....

Suffication... First thing to know is that women are emotional creatures that need to be mentally stimulated, which will lead to harder and multiple orgasms. I flirt 24/7 why? because before I eat a woman, she has already invisioned being eaten. When we are not together she will remember something sexual I whispered in her ear or sent her in a text message. Learn to turn anything she says into something sexual. Sending her a suggestive text message in the middle of a serious meeting also works wonders. When those text messages or comments are linked to things she can physically touch and see the effect will be multiplied, because she will think of you everytime she cums in contact with that object. For example my women can not sit at their desk without thinking of me under it, they can't pour syrup on their pancakes without thinking of themselves on my breakfast menu, etc. I could go on but you get the picture. The more objects that they cum in contact with that reminds them of you and cumming the better. This is most important step and will make the rest easy.

Here are several ways in which to eat pussy for the maximun effect. First you can go with the basics to get your technique down (pun intended). With the woman lying on her back simply go down on her. Now when eating pussy think of your tongue as an artist would his brush. Your finger(s) is also a brush that must be used similtaneously to stimulate multiple spots at the same time. He doesn't just throw panint at the canvis and neither should you throw you tongue around with no thought. Prep the pussy before you dive in. Its like a baked potatoe you have to open it up and get it wet before you dig in. Harder is not always better, be sure to communicate with each other. To maximize this position put a pillow under her back... it opens her up more.

Secondly you can eat her from the back, by putting her on her knees. With this a part of the pussy that normally does not get as much attention is the main course. Besides being on her knees this will also work with her bent over an object like a chair, the bed, a desk, a sink, the kitchen counter, etc.

Thirdly eat them while they are standing up. When cumming their knees will become weak, literally. Now for added effect throw one leg over your shoulder. Trying to concentrate standing on one leg while cumming is a difficult task. Beside I get a kick out of seeing them grab the door handle to keep themselves up or falling on the floor altogether. To enhance this position position her to where she is looking at a full length mirror so that she can watch you eat her out from several angles.

The fourth should only be done after one or more of the first three are done. Pussy sitting on my face was how i almost sufficated. First rule of this is to learn how to hold your breath for a really long time. When orgasming she will forget that you need to breath. If the woman has never had someone do this to her she is going to ask "you want me to do what?" You tell her to climb up on your face and feed daddy that pussy. She will like the fact that she seems to be in control. I must also recommend that you get the paint you can wipe down with soap and water. I have makeup stains on the wall above my bed. While cumming they will be grabbing the wall and putting their face against it while cursing you for making them cum and orgasm so hard.

May the rest of your days be filled with many orgasms and if you haven't already SIT on someone's FACE today!!! :-]~

Women.... As Easy As 1, 2, 3

Ladies and Gentlemen gather around…Like BIGGIE I’ve got a story…A story we will call SEDUCTION. I’m sure the title has women mad at me…BUT now that I have you undivided ATTENTION… WOMEN if you apply these principles you too can have any MAN you want.

*Sex appeal is 50% what you have got and 50% is what people think you got. ~ Sophia Loren*

The practical application of this quote is what I would like to call the art of seduction. This applies to both men and women, The Art of Seduction will give you the ability have pratically anyone that you choose.

***Disclaimer - I am not responsible for the influx of men or women you will attract due to this story****

FIRST Lesson… this dance is not your classic romance movie it’s WAR, and this beautiful lady is a castle that has to be sieged as carefully as any army general. Every step has to be planned and executed with the utmost attention to detail and nuance.

First ACTION… approach the women with a bit of distance and air of nonchalance. Next time together confide in her as would a friend not a potential lover. THIS will throw her off the scent.

SECOND Lesson… Once the woman is confused make her jealous.

Second ACTION…At the next major function showed up with a beautiful lady. Beautiful women usually have equally beautiful friends. Wherever you are seen, be surrounded by BEAUTIFUL women. The young lady will not just be seething with jealously but will see you are someone others desire. This gives you instant value and will make it that much more satisfying to snatch you from their clutches.

THIRD Lesson…Once jealous next MESMERIZES her.

Third ACTION… Began to fail to show up at affairs where she is expected to see you. Then, suddenly, appear at places you have never frequented before, but she will be in attendance. This pushed the HER to a state of emotional CONFUSION that is a prerequisite for successful seduction.

She will begin to laugh harder at your jokes and listen to your stories more closely. She began to ask others questions about you. THESE moves will take several weeks or even months, but the CASTLE walls will fall.

At some point during this SEDUCTION, you may be tempted but do NOT give into frivolous impulses to tell her that you LOVE her. This will ONLY break the spell. Wherever this encounter leads, she loves the ADVENTURE. If you play it long enough where you lead her will NOT matter.

FOLLOW these steps and the ART of SEDUCTION… EASY as 1, 2, 3.