Why Do Men Die First??

A friend recently sent me this, I thought I would share it with you. It goes along with what I've said in the past.... Women's greatest strength is appearing weak.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework....you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ...its equal opportunity.


If you mention how nice she looks...its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet...its male indifference. If you cry...you're a wimp. If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination. If SHE asks you...it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert. If you don't...you're gay.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist. If you don't...you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain. If you don't...you're a slob. If you buy her flowers...you're after something. If you don't...you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself. If you don't...you're not ambitious. If she has a headache...she's tired. If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often...you're oversexed. If you don't...there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.