Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Why Do Men Die First??

A friend recently sent me this, I thought I would share it with you. It goes along with what I've said in the past.... Women's greatest strength is appearing weak.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ...its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks...its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet...its male indifference. If you're a wimp. If you don''re an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination. If SHE asks's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly're a pervert. If you don''re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist. If you don''re unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in're vain. If you don''re a slob. If you buy her're after something. If you don''re not thoughtful. If you're proud of your're full of yourself. If you don''re not ambitious. If she has a headache...she's tired. If you have a don't love her anymore. If you want it too're oversexed. If you don't...there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Its Entertainment

The Mitchell report has shed a little light on the drug use of Major League Baseball. More than 60 players were named in the report. Because star players have been named this story is being covered on non-sporting news and talk shows. Sports are simply entertainment. People and the hobbies act like players shooting up is a disgrace, but is it really. Lets apply that same principle to other areas. Actors and Actresses spend lots of money in cosmetic surgery to enhance their sell-ablity. So are you not going to give an Actress an award because she added a couple of cup size or she had a brazillian butt lift? You are probably still going to see their next movie. Women are you not going to date a guy that take Viagor or other enhancement pills? Probably not, your going to continue to smile after every those orgasm. In the day of microwave success people want a competitive advantage and with as much money at stake risk are taken. Some of these things are morally wrong in public option, but its just entertainment and sterioded or human growth hormone injected athlete plays better. For my $75 they can take the stuff. It doesn't mean that they have to be a role model to your children.

Monday, December 3, 2007

300 Mexicans

Mexican invanding our border is a hot topic in this years political debates. Every country for security reasons should know who is coming in and out of their country. But we don't really want to get rid of them we just don't want them taking advantage of our public services that our middle class pays. I mean really imagine if you actually had to pay a union worker to cut your grass or clean your house. Most countries are built on the backs of slave or near slave workers. New countries emerge when the slave get tired of being part of the "empire." Immigrants aren't taking jobs they are giving the middle class a luxuries that the rich pay full price for. But the middle class can't afford to pay their "help" a real salary with benefits. As usual politican are playing on the fears of the middle class to keep everything at status quo.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Winter Time? What Winter?

I could write a deep article about problems of the world, but not today. Today I'm rubbing in the summer time. Living here in MIA, its still 75+. So shorts and bikinis are still going strong here. What better way to show off the city than Mike aka Stacks showing off the 1st convertible phantom at age 20. He's a pretty cool guy. I had a chance to hang out with him and his dad. Road trip anyone??

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Holiday Special Lovin'

This was a thanksgiving special I just had to repost... I hope everyone had a great holiday.

Andrew the Asshole is a very sexual person. I’m looking for something new and exciting to add to my repertoire. The basics are your fruits: strawberries and grapes. The intermediates are your sweets: chocolate syrup, maple syrup, honey and ice cream (one of my nicknames is Baskin Robbins, I love to EAT…Ice cream!) I’m introducing a new trend… If you follow the following steps you to can join this prestigious club… The THANKSGIVING CLUB.

At the end of the below clip you will notice a lady buttered up like a turkey and thanksgiving. There lies my inspiration beyond this article.

So I started thinking of a new way to show your affection for your lady. Before you start cooking your significant other dinner, be sure you have the following items: Butter, a sauce brush and some dinner rollers. There is nothing more romantic than a candle light dinner, but we’re going to take dinner to a whole NEW level of ecstasy.

Start by cooking your significant other their favorite dish. While cooking, have a bottle of wine and flirtatious conversation. Flirting is more than what you saw it’s how you say it; how you look while saying it; how you touch them while you say it.

As the entrée and sides are nearing completion, work up the sexual tension between the two. After several long passionate kisses proceed to proclaim your desire for them is just as strong as your hunger for the food. This flattery will excite your partner, but what are words without action?

In a flirtatious sexual tone tell her to grab the food and take it to the bedroom. Put the different sides in serving bowls and your main entrée on a large plate. While you and your significant other are doing this put the butter in the microwave ‘til it melts. Send your partner to the bedroom with the package of rolls and for them to take off all their clothes. Once in the room proceed to BUTTER them UP…Literally!!! Forget the candle light dinner with rose petals this a candle light dinner on a BED of BUTTERED Rolls.

You heard it here first… Follow these steps and you will be part of this global brother and sisterhood… THE THANKSGIVING CLUB

Now let us give thanks for this FOOD we are getting ready to EAT!!!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Cougars Vs Jaguars

I thought this promo clip for new reality show was a perfect way to introduce this next topic. Age of Love ask the question is older women or younger women better. This 30 year old tennis star gets to date 7 women in their 40’s and 7 women in their 20’s. I don’t watch the show so I can’t tell you who wins, but let’s answer this question here in my Memoirs.

I think men are attracted to older women for the same reasons women like older men, its security and stability. Young people are a lot of fun, but to have a relationship with one is like riding a roller coaster. I think my love for older women started in high school. Being a star athlete in private school can create an ego, but you add an older woman that’s going to med and you could say I have had a swagger ever since.
When Demi Moore swooped young, model and actor Aston off his feet more than 15 years was between them. Newly pregnant Halle Berry’s baby daddy is a younger model. You can say the same thing for older men who have younger models. These are celebrities, but how does it work for the average person.

Older vs. Younger… Which is better and why?

Monday, November 12, 2007

Sexual Escapades of Ms. Robinson

Remember growing and having that one teacher you fantasized about… Hoping today would be the day they asked you to stay after class? Lately in the news there has been an increase in women being the culprit preying on the young men in their care.

Debra Lafave pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a 14 year old student, allowing her to escape jail time. She blamed the abuse on bipolar disorder. Pamela Rogers was charged with 15 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and 13 counts of statutory rape in 2005. Christine Coffey, 33, has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a 17 year old student, and of course Mary Kay LaTourneau was imprisoned for her relationship with her now-husband Vili Fualaau. The couple has two daughters. With the exception of LaTourneau, none of the women mentioned above serve time in prison, and LaTourneau's prison sentence was originally commuted until she was discovered in a parked car with Fualaau in defiance of the court's no-contact order.

Many female sex offenders do not view their actions as abuse, but rather as a romantic relationship. Lisa Lynette Clark, who was 37 when she became pregnant by her 15 year old victim, describes the boy as the love of her life and even went so far as to marry the boy without his parents' consent under a loophole in Georgia law that allows minors to marry if the bride is pregnant.

Most recently in the news has been 23 year old Allenna Williams Ward, allegedly have sex with some of her students. When the school district commented to the press that it has yet been determined whether she will lose her teacher’s license. Not been determine!! Is it me or has society not willing to acknowledge that women can be the aggressor? Or is that where women’s power in society lie… the perception that they are weak and should not be held responsible for their actions?