Why Do Men Die First??

A friend recently sent me this, I thought I would share it with you. It goes along with what I've said in the past.... Women's greatest strength is appearing weak.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework....you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ...its equal opportunity.


If you mention how nice she looks...its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet...its male indifference. If you cry...you're a wimp. If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination. If SHE asks you...it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert. If you don't...you're gay.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist. If you don't...you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain. If you don't...you're a slob. If you buy her flowers...you're after something. If you don't...you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself. If you don't...you're not ambitious. If she has a headache...she's tired. If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often...you're oversexed. If you don't...there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.

Holiday Special Lovin'

This was a thanksgiving special I just had to repost... I hope everyone had a great holiday.


Andrew the Asshole is a very sexual person. I’m looking for something new and exciting to add to my repertoire. The basics are your fruits: strawberries and grapes. The intermediates are your sweets: chocolate syrup, maple syrup, honey and ice cream (one of my nicknames is Baskin Robbins, I love to EAT…Ice cream!) I’m introducing a new trend… If you follow the following steps you to can join this prestigious club… The THANKSGIVING CLUB.

At the end of the below clip you will notice a lady buttered up like a turkey and thanksgiving. There lies my inspiration beyond this article.


So I started thinking of a new way to show your affection for your lady. Before you start cooking your significant other dinner, be sure you have the following items: Butter, a sauce brush and some dinner rollers. There is nothing more romantic than a candle light dinner, but we’re going to take dinner to a whole NEW level of ecstasy.

Start by cooking your significant other their favorite dish. While cooking, have a bottle of wine and flirtatious conversation. Flirting is more than what you saw it’s how you say it; how you look while saying it; how you touch them while you say it.

As the entrée and sides are nearing completion, work up the sexual tension between the two. After several long passionate kisses proceed to proclaim your desire for them is just as strong as your hunger for the food. This flattery will excite your partner, but what are words without action?

In a flirtatious sexual tone tell her to grab the food and take it to the bedroom. Put the different sides in serving bowls and your main entrée on a large plate. While you and your significant other are doing this put the butter in the microwave ‘til it melts. Send your partner to the bedroom with the package of rolls and for them to take off all their clothes. Once in the room proceed to BUTTER them UP…Literally!!! Forget the candle light dinner with rose petals this a candle light dinner on a BED of BUTTERED Rolls.

You heard it here first… Follow these steps and you will be part of this global brother and sisterhood… THE THANKSGIVING CLUB

Now let us give thanks for this FOOD we are getting ready to EAT!!!

Sexual Escapades of Ms. Robinson

Remember growing and having that one teacher you fantasized about… Hoping today would be the day they asked you to stay after class? Lately in the news there has been an increase in women being the culprit preying on the young men in their care.

Debra Lafave pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a 14 year old student, allowing her to escape jail time. She blamed the abuse on bipolar disorder. Pamela Rogers was charged with 15 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and 13 counts of statutory rape in 2005. Christine Coffey, 33, has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a 17 year old student, and of course Mary Kay LaTourneau was imprisoned for her relationship with her now-husband Vili Fualaau. The couple has two daughters. With the exception of LaTourneau, none of the women mentioned above serve time in prison, and LaTourneau's prison sentence was originally commuted until she was discovered in a parked car with Fualaau in defiance of the court's no-contact order.

Many female sex offenders do not view their actions as abuse, but rather as a romantic relationship. Lisa Lynette Clark, who was 37 when she became pregnant by her 15 year old victim, describes the boy as the love of her life and even went so far as to marry the boy without his parents' consent under a loophole in Georgia law that allows minors to marry if the bride is pregnant.

Most recently in the news has been 23 year old Allenna Williams Ward, allegedly have sex with some of her students. When the school district commented to the press that it has yet been determined whether she will lose her teacher’s license. Not been determine!! Is it me or has society not willing to acknowledge that women can be the aggressor? Or is that where women’s power in society lie… the perception that they are weak and should not be held responsible for their actions?

Ask The Ass Mondays - Global Initiative

CapCity - do u mind when people just GIVE u a nickname?
No I don’t mind. Since I was young I would always give myself a nickname for given environments. It create a cult like following. With nicknames you can create larger than life personas… It’s one of the things that make celebrities what they are.

Do u think blogs will evolve or dissolve?
Blogs will evolve to take the place of reality shows. Eventually technology will make it so that you can have live video blogs.

Jim - tell me cud u love some one who is 6000 miles away?
I can love someone 6000 miles away, but the question is can you have a meaningful relationship 6000 miles away? Most people like some type of affection and interaction which makes it hard.

Should Jim find some one in my own back yard?
Yes, find you someone within driving range, unless you both have your own private jet and the type of job you can do from anywhere.

Nikki - what do you enjoy about reading blogs?
Reading blogs is like reading a book while the person its writing the book. Also it seems more real when its not in a newspaper or magazine. You get the impression that you are having a conversation with a peer.

Ticia - When will she go on a Date?
I hope its this year for your sake. But I have a suggestion... Just Be friendly. Many women say the same thing you are but you look angry and unapproachable. I think your problem can be fixed with a simple smile and friendly conversation.

Ced - What are my favorite and least favorite books?
My favorite would have to be between "Think and Grow Rich" by Napolean Hill and "The 48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene. I usually don't read for per leisure. Both books list above were read for a purpose and during a time i needed to read it. I can't say I have least favorite because its all helping me get to my goal as described in my short story THE CURE.

Celebrity Relationships - Shaq Files for Divorce

Recently Shaq filed for divorce from his wife of 5 years and mother to their 4 children. NBA, or pro athletes in general are not known for their faithfulness; so when when the divorce first surfaces it should be of no surprise. But this time the man is filling for the divorce, which means she messed up. Now the rumor here in Miami is that she has been seeing her personal trainer. Thats not the bad part though... She bought the mouthfucker a $650k condo on the beach!!!! Now I know what your saying he's just getting what he dished out, because he was probably cheating too. But you don't go buy that kinda a gift with your man's money and don't expect for him to get upset. Buy the personal trainer an outfit, but now a half a mil condo.

On a bigger picture what is your thoughts on dating or marrying a celebrity or pro athlete. The industry is not know for their faithfulness. So how as a female do you really take the relationship seriously? Or is everyone getting what they want out of the deal? He gets his trophy wife that will bare him children and she get the house, money and fame. Who is to blame the man or the woman?

I Will Beat Your ASS!!!!!!

One of the women I deal with is a lawyer. Once a week or more she tells me of a lady that is getting her ASS beat by her man. The next week the same lady is trying to drop the abuse charges, but little does she know they can’t be dropped. The State is obligated to pursue the lawsuit even if the abused doesn’t want to follow through with it.

Why???? It doesn’t make since. Why do women stay in an abusive relationship? Sometimes its physical, but other times its mental and emotional. I have even had a personal situation that a relationship didn’t go well because I wasn’t abusive. Really what the FUCK?

Women might be in a bad situation, but they don’t leave. Physiologically women see that as love. He beat my ASS because he loves me. They justify his actions for him and somehow they deserved to be degraded.

Beating someone is an extremely, but mental abuse can be just as damaging. Women seem to have a tendency for “bad boys.” “Bad Boys” bring this type of drama, but women keep going for this type.

So do most women (even if its on a subconscious level) like a little abuse?

How Open Is Too Open

Yesterday Brandon from Intellegent Ignorance asked me to write an article on relationships and cheating. Knowing that I usually give more than asked he got more than he bargained for.

What’s the point of a relationship if you know that you or your partner is going to cheat? With the divorce rate at more than 50% and infidelity in “committed” relationship and marriages are even higher, why don’t you just go to your partner and say, “Hey, I love you and I enjoy spending time with you, but from time to time I’m going to get emotionally and physically satisfied else where. But I don’t love them, I love you.”

Is Honesty really the best policy? Or as a society do we prefer to be lied to? All these questions came about when a friend of a friend, will call her Kim, asked her husband if they could join a swingers’ club. He said YES!!!

I’m sure that sex before marriage is wrong in most religions, (so is lying and cheating) so if your argument is going to be from a moral stand point… I hope that you and your spouse are virgins on your wedding night.

So how open is too open for relationships????

Read the full article HERE!!!!!!