Monday, April 16, 2007

Nature's Fix



Brazilian women are arguably some of the most beautiful women in the world. They come in all flavors from blonde hair blue eyes to your chocolate brown. To top it over their intoxicating accent whispers “Ummm Papi!” in your ear makes them a commodity. Brazil is a hilly country and many people walk, so their bodies are normally fit. I recently found out that they are manufactured beauties. Brazil spends more money on cosmetic surgery per capita than anywhere in the world.

This brings me to the subject of cosmetic surgery. Some may think this is a shallow way to spend money, but I beg to differ. Don’t think this only applies to women, Men should go get fixed as well. Don’t feel like going to the gym 4x’s a week, buy a chest. If you frown all the time, get a face lift. Maybe your girl didn’t leave you because you weren’t listening, but because you couldn’t give her any “Act-Right” (Good Sex).

Many studies have been done to prove that sexually desired people make more money than the undesirable. Even if you make $50K and the difference is 10% that’s a $200K over your working career. At a $20K investment that is a 1000% return on investment. Not to mention the fringe benefits of looking good. Your teacher gives you better grades through school. Your boss lets you take longer lunch, and don’t forget all the free dinner and gifts you get for looking good.

Cosmetic surgery will increase your self-esteem. The higher your self-esteem, the happier and easier your life will be. So if nature didn’t make you perfect, get help by getting fixed. You already do it with diet pills and hair products, why not take the next step?

15 comments:

Keshi said...

Nature made u the way u r for a reason. Well then again it's upto u to change it.

Keshi.

Jewel Rays said...

Interesting perspective..

~Jewel:)

Mr. J said...

Andrew the Asshole. Wow, I totally dig this nick ;)

Hmmm, I quite agree. Screw the gym, easier to invest in the cosmetic surgery and be done with.

boss lets you take longer lunch

Only if it happens to be of the opposite sex. ;)

Impressionist said...

ah! but not everyone can afford it.
I mean not everyone can go for cosmetic surgery can they!?
Nice post.

Peace & Love
JeeVY

Impressionist said...

btw! lol @ ur name!
Andrew The Asshole!?!?!
Why sucha name!!??

Peace & Love
JeeVY

N@nc! said...

hi!!!
your nick is so funny ;)
so, brazilians most beaUtifull in the world??? well yes, they are beautifull too, and i think the latins too!!!
brazilians are a mix of races, africans and europeans, thats why they have this beauty :P
by the way they dont say pai but " papai =P" i say this because i neer listened they saying that " papai" yes, many times, who says "papi" r the latins ;)
Kisses
ps: interesting post!!!

confessing7girl said...

good thinking!!! i still believe in natural beauty and work outs!! nobody can be perfect and some flaws just make u unique...

Sharad Mathur said...

brazil is definitely a place i wud like to visit again and again.
but as for beautiful women are concerned india is on top!!

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Andrew The Asshole said...

Andrew the Asshole, was a character created to take the politically incorrect view of the world and topics that aren't supposed to be talked about.

Andrew The Asshole said...

People get crazy student loans for a 40K job, invest in a different part of the body every year and in less time than it takes to go through college you can reap the benefits.

Big Yellow Forehead said...

I think this blog is hilarious! I'm gonna send it to my Brazilian friend!

Princess Banter said...

I think that plastic surgery should only be used for those people who truly need it -- like those who have been in physically-damaging accidents or those who have difficulties performing normal human abilities (like breathing and speaking). Plastic surgery is a good thing... it's just that people tend to take it to the extremes.

sugar said...

I agree... there's nothing wrong with getting cosmetic surgery as long as time is taken to research the surgeon and facility. there's so many horror stories out there that personally I'd rather live with the way I am and risk it.

D said...

ok, so the perks that come with looking good are aplenty, but if happiness came with perks, all good looking people would be happy(?) which means brazilians would be among the happiest people on earth. But a recent study says that Denmark boasts of the highest happiness quotient. Are the people there also beautiful...
Cryptic? Well, I'm just saying that if you're not happy with the way you look, you're probably looking for happiness in the wrong place! Happiness is not skin deep, plastis surgery is.