The "ASS" Poem

Girly Girl is one of my latest Noteworthy Asshole bloggers bookmarked and a Noteworthy MILF too :D. Her site is filled with great poetry. Her last poem "Election" all of the lines ended in "ion." She informed me that this is an example a sonic repetition. I requested a sonic reputition of another kind, so upon my request she wrote this "ASS" of a Poem.

Hi, Andrew! Here is your 'ASS' Poem

"Andrew, what an ass
without being crass
sharp--shards of glass
he does not harass
forgives my trespass
riotous, a gas
his words have mass
People, fill your wineglass
this blog--don't pass
Andrew is endearing to this lass"


I'm INSPIRING Poems here People!!!!! Cheers to all my adoring ass fans!!! I Love you ALL!

The Asshole Next Door

I couldn't resist this tag from Confessions7girl, she always stops by and shows me some Asshole Love!! Plus its a great way for you to get to know the asshole next door in Blogsville.
Rules are:
* Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* People who are tagged need to write posts in their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
* At the end of your post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
1. I'm really not an ASSHOLE just intellectually brash.
2. Ambition is an a major turn on for me with women.
3. I only hang with people that are going places in life.
4. My friends have asked me if I would consider running for president one day.
5. I tend to date older women.
6. Women usually approach me.
7. My next car is going to be the Jag XKR convertible
8. Give a man a fish he will eat today, Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life, Help the man buy the pond and generations to come will eat forever.







Assholes I have taged
* Jewels Ray
* Brandon
* Girly Girl
* Starry Nights
* Rejeev
*Ced.it/Mean.it
*Dreamer Catcher
*DC Speaks
*Crashtest Comic

I Demand A Recount!!!!

Last Month People Magazine put out an issue of the most beautiful celebrities and some how Drew Barrymore is the winner. Who the hell was on this commitee? She's not ugly, but she sure is not the prettiest celebrity. Maybe she has a nice personality?

Below are pictures of a few celebrities that should have beat drew barrymore out for this top spot. But who should have graced the cover of People's Magazine most beautiful people issue? Ladies I didn't forget you I put some pics there for you to, please join us in this voting process. It might not change the cover but they will be the Most Beautiful ASS!!!!

*********They do not have to be pictured below*************

There's a Market for NIGGAS

My latest bookmarked blog is ced.it/mean.it he posted the above video, which i had to show him some love like only an asshole like myself could.

There is a push to clean up hip hop music after IMUS's "nappy-headed" comments. Is this really a black hip hop issue? You can find a negative stereotype of all most any race protrayed in some form of media.

The Italian Mafia, South American Drug Lords, African Blood Diamonds, The Middle East Bombers, etc

If you clean up one well, hell should we just get rid of the 1st ammendment all together? Next we will be having a police society like in the movie V for Vendetta.

Is this a real problem and we need to censor everything, or is this just a reaction to recent events that will soon be forgotten?

Women.... As Easy As 1, 2, 3

Ladies and Gentlemen gather around…Like BIGGIE I’ve got a story…A story we will call SEDUCTION. I’m sure the title has women mad at me…BUT now that I have you undivided ATTENTION… WOMEN if you apply these principles you too can have any MAN you want.

*Sex appeal is 50% what you have got and 50% is what people think you got. ~ Sophia Loren*

The practical application of this quote is what I would like to call the art of seduction. This applies to both men and women, The Art of Seduction will give you the ability have pratically anyone that you choose.

***Disclaimer - I am not responsible for the influx of men or women you will attract due to this story****

FIRST Lesson… this dance is not your classic romance movie it’s WAR, and this beautiful lady is a castle that has to be sieged as carefully as any army general. Every step has to be planned and executed with the utmost attention to detail and nuance.

First ACTION… approach the women with a bit of distance and air of nonchalance. Next time together confide in her as would a friend not a potential lover. THIS will throw her off the scent.

SECOND Lesson… Once the woman is confused make her jealous.

Second ACTION…At the next major function showed up with a beautiful lady. Beautiful women usually have equally beautiful friends. Wherever you are seen, be surrounded by BEAUTIFUL women. The young lady will not just be seething with jealously but will see you are someone others desire. This gives you instant value and will make it that much more satisfying to snatch you from their clutches.

THIRD Lesson…Once jealous next MESMERIZES her.

Third ACTION… Began to fail to show up at affairs where she is expected to see you. Then, suddenly, appear at places you have never frequented before, but she will be in attendance. This pushed the HER to a state of emotional CONFUSION that is a prerequisite for successful seduction.

She will begin to laugh harder at your jokes and listen to your stories more closely. She began to ask others questions about you. THESE moves will take several weeks or even months, but the CASTLE walls will fall.

At some point during this SEDUCTION, you may be tempted but do NOT give into frivolous impulses to tell her that you LOVE her. This will ONLY break the spell. Wherever this encounter leads, she loves the ADVENTURE. If you play it long enough where you lead her will NOT matter.

FOLLOW these steps and the ART of SEDUCTION… EASY as 1, 2, 3.

Its Not My Responsibility

We try so hard to create our own little world that we are safe in because we fill in control

Because we have great certainity that we are not in control

Tragic events of 9/11 caused an increase in security in airports. More recently the killing spree at Virgina Tech is raising concerns of security on campuses around the world. Society wants the government to regulate and take responsiblity for these type of events. These security issues will ultimately lead to a society of microchipped people (i-robots) Companies are now selling this as a service to keep track of your kids and animals. This is simply marketing to make it normal to have it.

Riddle Me This Riddle Me That

I had a female friend send me the following text message:

“I was dying and I sent you to the store with $1. What would you bring me back?”

My Response:

“I would take the dollar put gas in my car…drive to the nearest drug store…steal a box of flavored condoms in assorted colors.”

She said that this was not the right answer but I figured a few orgasms would revive her.

What’s the right answer to this Riddle????

I was suppose to go to the store and get her some lifesavers