Thursday, May 17, 2007

I Demand A Recount!!!!


Last Month People Magazine put out an issue of the most beautiful celebrities and some how Drew Barrymore is the winner. Who the hell was on this commitee? She's not ugly, but she sure is not the prettiest celebrity. Maybe she has a nice personality?

Below are pictures of a few celebrities that should have beat drew barrymore out for this top spot. But who should have graced the cover of People's Magazine most beautiful people issue? Ladies I didn't forget you I put some pics there for you to, please join us in this voting process. It might not change the cover but they will be the Most Beautiful ASS!!!!

*********They do not have to be pictured below*************





35 comments:

Curlz said...

In my humble opinion..
Cute = Would love to take him home for Mom to meet
Pretty = Would love to show him off to my friends
Hot = Only want to bang him then brag to my friends about
it..

Most of the women that you've chose .. are undeniably hot , irresistible.
Drew Barrymore is a plain sweet face , she's pretty but i would never call her hot , so result it isn't a surprise.

Unknown said...

Drew Barrymore isn't ugly, but she's leagues behind the ladies you're suggesting! I wonder about these magazine judges, though. Who picked Drew over Halle or Thandie Newton? Be serious!

Jewel Rays said...

I like drew barrymore. She is lovely and i would agree on a nice and ambitious personality. but however, its interesting that she was the most beautiful celebrities.:) Maybe they are looking at her inside out.

Between the ladies and men u suggested are hot indeeds. maybe they belong to FHM in the hottest catergory..;D

Have a good weekend Andrew.

~Jewel..:)

Nic said...

Hey Andrew,

I love Drew. She's been in the game for a while now. Most child stars burn out, but it seems that she only gets better with time. She's always happy, and positive. And aside from a few poor relationship choices, she is a great role model, and business woman. She doesn't have that cookie cutter face like a lot of other stars, but I think her uniqueness is beautiful. Also as long as were on girls...Yes Selma is hot! The accent alone is almost too much.

As far as the men are concerned I think that Henry Simmons is one of the sexiest things walking. Ummm, those lips, and those quiet eyes. Heaven help me.

Peace

Andrew The Asshole said...

Niv ~ I love the categories. Drew is cute and I'm sure mom would like her.

Ced ~ The judges were confused and forgot to put their contacts in.

Jewel ~ Yes FHM Hottest catergory and the most beautiful people should be the same thing. They are celebrities we are not close enough to them to judge much more than their looks.

I would have put you on the cover... Have a good weekend too~

Nic ~ I'm such a sucker for an accident... So Sexy

Jewel Rays said...

***They are celebrities we are not close enough to them to judge much more than their looks.


You've got a point there.:)

~Jewel

Unknown said...

Thanks to the miracle of HDTV, all the little makeup covers in the world won't hide pimples, sags, crow's feet, etc. Thandie Newton may be skinnier than a needle standing sideways, but she just happens to look better in person than she does on film!

Drew, do we need to buy the judges some new eyewear? A magnifier lens? A telescope?

Andrew The Asshole said...

Ced ~ Magnifying Lens!! Now there a good I idea. Hell we can even put ads on this site to raise the money for new eyewear.

Or we can get sponsors for their new eyewear.

Crashtest Comic said...

Drew Barrymore's hot b'cuz she drank at 4 years old.

`NEFTY said...

Yeah, she's pretty, but true, other celebs look better than her. && I thought they already voted for the sexiest woman alive... Scarlett Johanson

confessing7girl said...

no way!!!!! drew!!!!! noooooooo that cant be right!! theres a lot lot of people out there more beautiful!!!!! like ur suggestions!! come on how can drew beat angelina or halle ?? thats just not right!!
and yeah i guess great minds think alike!!;)
Men: johnny depp always the sexiest ever!!!!! then brad pitt ......

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Andrew The Asshole said...

crashtest comic ~ Drinking since 4 years does make you very fun to hang out with. She probably can drink all of us under the table.

Nefty ~ what magizine vote scarlet johanson as the sexiest alive?

Confessions ~ She must have paid someone to get on the cover cause she is not as hot as any of the women or even Johnny Dep should have been on the cover.

N@nc! said...

nahhh,,, I agree with you, there r other people that is more beautifull than her!!!

Saadia said...

Hi, Andrew! Here is your 'ass' poem, though it's not one of my best efforts!!!

"Andrew, what an ass
without being crass
sharp--shards of glass
he does not harass
forgives my trespass
riotous, a gas
his words have mass
People, fill your wineglass
this blog--don't pass
Andrew is endearing to this lass"

Remember, Darling, this is an example of sonic repetition...where the same sound (ass) is repeated throughout the poem.

Tara Tainton said...

I agree with you there... there's plenty of variations on the full spectrum of beauty.. and Drew's at the cute, girl-next-door point. :)

I have to say, I love the premise of your blog! My fave reads are those that include honest writing and all those things we think and "dare not say." Say it all... and I'll be here to read it. ;)

Follow my lead, and I'll show you where all the sex bloggers are.... it's really beautiful where we live. ;)

xoxo
Tara

Enemy of the Republic said...

Female: Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry.

Male: Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman.

Your blog rocks. I wish to link you. Permission granted?

Andrew The Asshole said...

enemy of republic ~ Permission Granted. Great choice of beautiful people.

Soul&Body ~ always appreciate your soul and body

tara ~ do you mind if I book mark you? and I am going to have to come up with a topic just for my sex bloggers out there.

Girly Girl~ I'm going to actually post this poem as its own entry this coming week.

Impressionist said...

lol!!
Drew barrymore is pretty! :)
I luv her, but like u said she is not the prettiest!!
I think they shud have given it to scarlett or laetitia casta or liv tyler maybe oh wait how could i forget salma hayek! sigh! there are so many!!
:(

peace & love
JeeVY

Andrew The Asshole said...

Rajeev ~ I totally agree Drew is cute and probably a cool "tom boy" girl to hang with, but there are so many that should go before her an so little time.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Everyone has their picture beside their names!!! Can anyone tell me how to do that?

humbl devil said...

i agree...drew is CUTE...
but she doesn't quite fit the bill...

edit your blogger profile...upload an image to any of the image hosting sites and put up the link in your profile...

humbl devil said...

and one more suggestion if i may...

name for the comments link :
ass-haults would sound much better than assholes...

:D

Anonymous said...

Drew barrmore s really not the beautiful one but i do find her very cute...however as per magazine goes i totally in agreement with u..

hey andrew like ur sarcasm...infact i love sarcastic stuff...y dont u write a story..u r one hell of writer..ur blog rocks!!!;)

Impressionist said...

btw i have linked ur blog! :)

peace & love
JeeVY

Andrew The Asshole said...

humble devil ~ thanks for the technical info and you comments.

How does Ass-haulting comments sound?

Rajeev ~ Thanks for the blogging love

Dream catcher ~ Thank you for the compliments. A story about anything in particular?

Anonymous said...

A story...hmmm Not plitics...not movie...

well nowadays i guess there is season of heart breakes ..ha ha..

Andrew The Asshole said...

Dreamcatcher ~ you are not giving me much to work with! Just a randomn story? Heart break might be a good topic.

People What do you want me to write a story about?

Anonymous said...

Heart break...fill the sarcasm of gal ditching...yarn a story of a innocent guy meets the ove of his life and how gal is apathetic ...how its easy for them to find another one and carry on.. :) ...anwyas whats comes in ur mind..?


yeah mate blogrolled u..;)

Jewel Rays said...

Hi Andrew.

Noted ya tag. Will let u know when i get it done and up.

Thanks,
Amy

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Of the honeys you put pics up I gotta pick Salma! But only because Halle needs a day off once in a while from getting picked number one.

I like Drew a lot but...
As controversial as Drew's selection is it still does not compare to that train wreck of a list that Maxim put out. I don't know what kinda crack they are smoking over there!!! How Lindsey Lohan is hotter than any 100 chicks is beyond me. Other gross violations are Hayley Duff, a chick off of the computer, Salma Hayek in the bottom 10, Halle at 55!

Oh... Sorry. Was losing control there. Didn't come her to rant like that. Got my own blog for such things!

dc_speaks said...

dude....this is so true.

I can'e believe she beat out the celebs you picked out...especially Halle.

Sorry ya'll she's from Cleveland. smile.

Dan said...

Hey Dude! I wanted to post a comment on your most recent post but apparently you're not allowing it.

Are you being an asshole?

:)

Andrew The Asshole said...

68 ~ Wow Maxim really did have a train wreck. I guess they wanted drug overdoses celebs to make the cover. Oh feel free to rant.

DC ~ Halle does get alot of love. they should do this by age group now that halle has hit 40.

Dan ~ No blogger is being an asshole. If you save a post as a draft it will not show the comments

Webmiztris said...

seriously. I love Drew but THE hottest? I don't think so.