Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The "ASS" Poem

Girly Girl is one of my latest Noteworthy Asshole bloggers bookmarked and a Noteworthy MILF too :D. Her site is filled with great poetry. Her last poem "Election" all of the lines ended in "ion." She informed me that this is an example a sonic repetition. I requested a sonic reputition of another kind, so upon my request she wrote this "ASS" of a Poem.

Hi, Andrew! Here is your 'ASS' Poem

"Andrew, what an ass
without being crass
sharp--shards of glass
he does not harass
forgives my trespass
riotous, a gas
his words have mass
People, fill your wineglass
this blog--don't pass
Andrew is endearing to this lass"


I'm INSPIRING Poems here People!!!!! Cheers to all my adoring ass fans!!! I Love you ALL!

27 comments:

Impressionist said...

Hey thanx for that comment on mah blog brotha :)
hehe!! good to see that ur inspiring ppl here ;)
hehe :D
and like u said, She is a noteworthy MILF ;)
hehe :P

peace & love
JeeVY

N@nc! said...

lovelly poem ;) :D funny !!!

Anonymous said...

the dude's inspiring gals to write him a poem...now that's some skill, bro..

Saadia said...

Oh, Andrew...you're so darling!!!

Anonymous said...

ahhh1!!! some burning asses I can smell..man u r creating a waves..

ah!! pretty funny.....he he

`NEFTY said...

Wowwwws=P

humbl devil said...

hey buddy, you've been tagged for the second time...

Unknown said...

It takes a bad man to inspire poetry...work that magic! LOL!

Saadia said...

Now, Ced, that's not true!!!

Keshi said...

wut a mass
of good ass


LOL! :)
Keshi.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Rajeev ~ Yeah man I had to put those haters in their place. You write good stories if they want a book that can send check or credit or we can put up a website for them to buy the electric version!!

Ced/Humbl Devil ~ Yes we are making waves here... I might not be a bad man but I am an ASS of one!

GG ~ You words have moved many to an array of emotions... This is another great one that will raise the bar on ass blogs...

P.S. Love & Many thanks to my favorite blogging MILF.

Humbl Devil ~ Dam you for tagging me again... Shit!!!!

Keshi ~ yes I do have quite an ASS and now one that has inspired poetry!!!

humbl devil said...

it's not the same tag, bro...
you have to follow this format...
http://devilz-abode.blogspot.com/2006/10/interview-with-devil.html

:)

nikki said...

hehehe...you got game, dude. got folk writing poetry for you and they haven't even sampled the goods.

Enemy of the Republic said...

I like it. That is talent. You are THE MUSE!

Jewel Rays said...

Nice!!!

Lotsa asses eh..lol

~Jewel :P

D said...

"Adoring ass fans"
So is the ass adoring or the fans ;) ?

Anonymous said...

Andrew! I don't come here for a week and you've got some woman writing poems for you!? (lol) Maybe you've got more game than I thought! (LOL)

Saadia said...

Darling Sugar...I am not 'some woman.' I am GIRLY GIRL!!! :)

Andrew The Asshole said...

Me ~ actually both the ass adoring and the fans :D

Sugar ~ yes some call it having game, but its just me being the ass I am.

And yes Girly Girl isn't just "some woman" she's my Favorite MILF

DINK said...

AWESOME POEM AND EVEN BETTER THAT YOU INSPIRED IT :p I REALLY DIG YOUR BLOG HERE....TIS VERY BLUNT AND REAL I HATE FAKE ASS PPL. MAYBE SOMEDAY I`LL WRITE A POEM BOUT YOU/FOR YOU I LIKE TO WRITE WELL LOVE TO WRITE, NOT SAYING I`M GREAT AT IT ER ANYTHANG BUT STILL. HEY THANKS FOR COMING BY MY LIL OL BLOG!

missy said...

Wow. I didn't realise I would be following a link to a blog celebrity ;-)

Hello.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Dink Pink ~ Thanks for coming through to this very real blog

Missy ~ yes you are on a celebrity blog and one you and everyone else will relize that you are apart of a celebrity blog and only you fans will know

Saadia said...

Darling Andrew,
I got your comment on my blog. Please use the email link on my page to shoot me an email with your mailing address. I will send you a copy of the book AS LONG as you promise that I will always be your favorite MILF. :)

confessing7girl said...

ah ah ahhhhhh!!!!! oh no u r such an inspiration!!!!! good funny poem!!!!!

Rich Fitzgerald said...

yeah, I love your take. keep being an ass.

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dc_speaks said...

do you, brah!