Monday, May 21, 2007

The Asshole Next Door


I couldn't resist this tag from Confessions7girl, she always stops by and shows me some Asshole Love!! Plus its a great way for you to get to know the asshole next door in Blogsville.
Rules are:
* Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* People who are tagged need to write posts in their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
* At the end of your post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
1. I'm really not an ASSHOLE just intellectually brash.
2. Ambition is an a major turn on for me with women.
3. I only hang with people that are going places in life.
4. My friends have asked me if I would consider running for president one day.
5. I tend to date older women.
6. Women usually approach me.
7. My next car is going to be the Jag XKR convertible
8. Give a man a fish he will eat today, Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life, Help the man buy the pond and generations to come will eat forever.







Assholes I have taged
* Jewels Ray
* Brandon
* Girly Girl
* Starry Nights
* Rejeev
*Ced.it/Mean.it
*Dreamer Catcher
*DC Speaks
*Crashtest Comic

38 comments:

JustMeWriting said...

that was a good list... especially the last one.

humbl devil said...

...nice...
now that's some roadmap...hehe

Unknown said...

ARRRGGGGGH! I'VE BEEN TAGGED!

LOL!

Your list "fits" the vibe I have from reading over your blog. People reveal so much more about themselves in writing than they could possibly hide/cover in speech. Cool...

Saadia said...

I got your tag, Andrew, and I will probably post later tonight!
I loved your list!

`NEFTY said...

Nice answers but, to me, regardless if my friends are going anywhere in life, I will always be down for them because I know where I'M going.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Just Me ~ Thank for the love

Humbl Devil ~ Road maps are key to success. If you know the ending its easy to back track to where you are now. It determination that will see you through til the end.

Ced ~ yeah if you read through the lines of my post you can probably pick up alot, from the subject matters to my view points.

Nefty ~ with me if you aren't adding value in my life you are taking away.

Friends usually have something in common. If they don't want to be successful then we don't really have much to talk about. I can be nice, but thats an associate to me.

Impressionist said...

lol bro!!
loved the last one!!
btw i'm sorry! ;D im not takin up any tags. Im just fed up of it, but thanx for tagging me anyway!
I know I'm bein an asshole now :D
lol!! after all we're frenz aren't we!!
**WINK**

peace & love
JeeVY

Andrew The Asshole said...

Rajeev ~ Of course we are friends mate. I'm just excited about having my tagging herry popped. I'm sure I will get tired of it after my blog gets more and more popular.

david santos said...

Please, it puts fhoto of Madeleine in your Bloggue

Missing Madeleine!
Madeleine, MeCann was abduted from Praia da Luz, Portugal on 03/03/07.

If you have any information, please contact Crimestoppers on
0800 555 111

Please Help

Saadia said...

Hey, Andrew--thanks for your comment...have you seen my MILF poem?

http://www.xanga.com/Saadias_World/565703531/milf.html

Dangerfield said...

" I only hang with people that are going places in life."

mark bey: Amen to this statement if you hang out with people who dont force you to think, behave and act on a higher level it will benifit you enormously.

zewt said...

hmmm.... older women? ;)

Andrew The Asshole said...

Girly Girl ~ I love the MILF poem... can I watch you make some sandwiches? Haha I'm still waiting for you xxx comments on Ced's page!!

Mark ~ Thx mate

Zewt ~ um are you a MILF too?

Coko Mulan said...

first time here.. and i feel u on the friends thing.... cuz if they are going nowhere and u are.. it will never work anyway... and that last one.. help him buy the pond.. coko loves it.. i shall return to read more

Saadia said...

what xxx comments on Ced's page? I'm confused!

`NEFTY said...

I guess that sums up your friends, mine don't hold me back... only when I'm the 1 that's trippin'.

Enemy of the Republic said...

Expect great things from Crash, my dear asshole friend.

Webmiztris said...

re: #3? I'm always going places.

usually bars. ;)

Andrew The Asshole said...

NEFTY ~ Loser are usually un comfortable around winners. Winning is a habit and contagious, so is losing.

Enemy of the Republic ~ yeas you should expect great things... life usually gives what you demand of it.

Webmiztris ~ you can drink with me anytime... whats your drink of choice?

Andrew The Asshole said...

Coko ~ welcome glad to pop your cherry!!!!!!

Keshi said...

Nice list Andrew. Its my first time in ur blog :)

So ur not an asshole in real? Thats good to hear.

**I tend to date older women

as old as? :)


btw wuts with ur profile pic? LOL!


Keshi.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Keshi ~ something about bandwidth and needing to upgrade...

Can anyone tell me what the hell this is?

I try to stay in the MILF age range

Cazzie!!! said...

This is the addage I have lived by for the past few years. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"
So, your point about hanging with people that are going places in life suits me too. No time wasters or energy scabs for me, LOL.

Anonymous said...

hi andrew sry for being so late in replying...will be putting up ur tag soon...was just bit busy with running some errands... :)

yeah any idea bout the story coming up ..he he..

Jeya Anand said...

hey....nice blog u have man....memoirs of an asshole...hehehe

N@nc! said...

LOLOLOL now imcurious about ur masturbation article :D

Saadia said...

Oh, hey, Darling...I was reading your 'about me' information and I saw that you are not just an asshole...but a politically incorrect asshole!!! Those are my favorite types of people! Anyway, here is the link to my 'politically incorrect' poem:

http://saadiasworld.blogspot.com/2007/01/politically-incorrect.html

I posted it in January. :) Isn't it funny how you can 'recognize' people through their words?

Andrew The Asshole said...

Cazzie ~ I love that quote... I think I will be posting that somewhere on my page. Its so true

Dream Catcher ~ those fucking errands. The story will be coming up the middle of next month there are a couple post aheah of it.

Soul&Body Yes the masturbation article will be coming up monday probably

Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh, please be an asshole. The world needs your talents.

Saadia said...

What masturbation article?

Brandon said...

I'm getting to that tag, bro.

The bandwith stuff is about reaching a quota on how much information is downloaded from your site to your readers' computers.

If you have a lot of pictures, videos and extras on your site, it takes a lot more bandwidth for it to download to your readers' screens.

In addition to that, if you have readers from the other side of the world, it takes even more bandwidth to transfer the info from your site to their computers because of the distance the info has to travel.

Todd said...

Don't tell anyone, but I still haven't been tagged with this one. Hooray!

Andrew The Asshole said...

Enemy of the republic ~ I'm intellectually brash with little concern for feelings and emotions... They are highly overrated and change all the time, so you can't make rational decisions based on them.

Girly Girl ~ Yes MASTERBATION article will be coming early next week. After I post your poem. Since I have reached my bandwidth this month I will not be able to put up your MILFy picture with the poem. I'm so disappointed.

Brandon ~ Vegas wooped you ASS!!! Fuckin' bandwidth... The price you pay to have a popular blog.

Todd ~ I didn't mind this one because it was my first, but I can imagine it will get old.

Keshi said...

ok Someone else told me wut MILF meant but I've forgotten it. so wuts MILF? :)

Keshi.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Mothers I'd Like 2 F*** MILF

Girly Girl is a MILF

Saadia said...

You are so good for my ego!!! (I'm kind of happy you can't post any of my pictures...)

Keshi said...

OMG thats just yukks LOL!

Keshi.

Andrew The Asshole said...

GG ~ You have nothing to be ashamed of. I only regret not having a full body shot to show off!!

Keshi ~ it is an honor to be a MILF and it is your duty as a MILF to wear that badge loud and proud

GG you strut that stuff girl