Flavor Flav Roasting - Leave a Question

Flavor Flav has some ignorant things on his show, but his roast is hilarious!! Hope everyone has a great weekend don't forget to leave a question for Monday's Ask the ASS!!!

Ask The Ass Mondays - Jena 6

I was happy to see a peaceful demonstration this past week. However, I am highly disappointed that more time mainstream media shows American Americans and other minorities in a negative light. Until 10,000+ people came to Jena, more time has been spent on O.J.'s robbery and Mike Vick dog fighting. The media is ready to lynch these two athletes and still want to dismiss the "Jena 6" as though its not a big deal.

This Monday I would like to propose a question of own to all my readers. Are minorities preceived in a negative light because of the way they are protrayed in the media? Or is stereotyping based on fact?

Celebrity Relationships - Shaq Files for Divorce

Recently Shaq filed for divorce from his wife of 5 years and mother to their 4 children. NBA, or pro athletes in general are not known for their faithfulness; so when when the divorce first surfaces it should be of no surprise. But this time the man is filling for the divorce, which means she messed up. Now the rumor here in Miami is that she has been seeing her personal trainer. Thats not the bad part though... She bought the mouthfucker a $650k condo on the beach!!!! Now I know what your saying he's just getting what he dished out, because he was probably cheating too. But you don't go buy that kinda a gift with your man's money and don't expect for him to get upset. Buy the personal trainer an outfit, but now a half a mil condo.

On a bigger picture what is your thoughts on dating or marrying a celebrity or pro athlete. The industry is not know for their faithfulness. So how as a female do you really take the relationship seriously? Or is everyone getting what they want out of the deal? He gets his trophy wife that will bare him children and she get the house, money and fame. Who is to blame the man or the woman?

Ask The Ass Mondays - Reflection

Last week Jim or Capcity asked me about my thoughts on the 9/11 Anniversary that just past us. Whenever you mention 9/11 there are many different political and personal takes on the issues that are important. I had to go all the way back to Disney's "The Twilight Zone" to describe my feelings. At the end of this episode, The Monsters are Due on Maple Street, the people of Maple St. are fight among themselves while they try to figure out who among them is an Alien. The Alien sit on a hill above the town watching them fight among themselves, because their way of life was disrupted.

The tradegy on 9/11 is not that 3,000 people died or that 5 years later we are at war, the tradegy is the freedoms we have handed over to the government for the sake of finding terrorist. Americans have made lines at the airports long with many restrictions. Americans have given our government the right to wire tap those suppected of terrorism. Whenever we have a problem we are not asking what we can do, but asking "What is the government going to do about this?"

Politicians know that most people are followers and people will give away their responsiblity to almost anybody, so that they won't be held responsible. 9/11 wasn't the first time Americans have given away their freedom. Another disasterest time was when then Democratic president gave a private company, the Federal Reserve Bank, the right to print "the people's" money (because we were to stupid to do it ourself). Rothchild sumed it up best, "If I control the printing of money I care not who is in office." As history proves itself another event will happen that we will give more responsiblity to our governments.

Communist Capitalism til Death do us

Communist Capitalism…China’s version of a capitalist society is demonstrated in the above video. I could talk about America spreading democracy in China the way it has in Iraq, but I’m going to talk about killing someone for not performing their job. Can you imagine how much more productive people would be if their life was on the line?

Their equivalent of the FDA has them in hot water with American consumers. Since the end of summer giant toymaker, Matel, has been having recalls on toys for dangerous levels of led in the toy’s paint. Matel’s CEO committed suicide when the media frenzy started. After talking to several people that grew up there(China) or do business there, they both tell me that people just disappear. Based on sources it probably wasn’t a suicide. The head of their FDA is being put to death for accepting bribes.

Imagine if American politicians were put to death for taking bribes and fucking up? Well I guess we wouldn’t have politicians. Many cultures it is custom to exchanges before doing business. In America bribes are illegal, but we can have lobbyist that speak on behalf of special interest groups. We also tend to play golf, eat and drink together before doing business. Are these things not considered the same?

The American consumer lives in a bubble of no danger. Most Lawsuits could be solved by a common sense. China should have to pay for harming children, and they are taking steps to rectify the mistake, but killing someone for taking bribes and fucking just seems over the top.

Should bribes and other forms of gifts be illegal?

Should anyone fear their life for not performing ethically and at a high proficiency?

Ask The Ass Mondays

I thought I would start your Monday Morning off with a little humor, from the upcoming CAVEMAN show. Its so stereotypical. To think we find this funny. Of course we do, because maybe they are partly true. I hope everyone had a great holiday week. My was great because I was on vacation. Last week Jim got rid of Mary, which had him acting fool when she left him. Jim also wants me to be a blond if I am a woman. Don't you want to know? But I'll be staying in character, Andre The Asshole. Feel free to add questions through out today and I will come back and answer them. But lets get start with my girl CAP

CAPcity
1. r u still doing the AskTheA--Mondays?
Why yes of course I am still doing Ask the ASS Mondays. I still think I need to have guest women ASSes commit on the questions.

2. Why don't I like the use of the word Azz & try to call u everything else? If it doesn't bother U it shouldn't bother me - but i still don't like it. lol!
Andrew the ASShole is a character that I came up with. Part of it is marketing... when I commit on people's page my name stands out. It lets readers know what to expect. Secondly its part of my personality to be brashly honest, and sometimes that comes with the label Asshole.

3. Do u speak any other languages? if so, which?
I speak English and I have picked up a little spanish living a Miami for a year.

Wise ASS Tagged

This time Rajeev tagged me.
Here are the rules:
* Players, you must list one fact that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of their middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.
* When you are tagged you need to write your own blog-post containing your own middle name game facts.
* At the end of your blog-post, you need to choose one person for each letter of your middle name to tag.
* Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged.

My middle name is Julius. I took the approach of the “Wise Ass” so used the letter to give bits of knowledge that will help you be successful today.

J – James (Brother of Jesus) – “Be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to anger.”

U – “U” – “If U think U can’t U’re right and if U think U can, U’re right again.” Henry Ford

L – Life - “You can have everything out of LIFE that you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want out of life.” Zig Ziglar

I – Influence (in-flu:enze) n. A person’s indirect power over men, events or things, e.g. through wisdom, wealth force of character etc., and not as the exercise of physical force or formal authority – a comparable power in such a thing, the moon’s influence on the tides – a person or thing having such power – such power to sway authority or people in authority.

U – “U” – “If U can dream it, U can do it.” Walt Disney

S – Succeed – “To SUCCEED, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions.” Benjamin Franklin

I'll spare Brandon's Intellegent Ignorance from being tagged, as he is the only letter that I have.

Ask The Ass Mondays

Yes ladies and gents you are probably wondering where in the HELL has this ASS been, well I am on vacation. So I have been partying and seen family. I hope everyone had a great time on their long weekend. However its back to the slave field today. I see people have already post question on last weeks post so I will get straight into answering questions. Feel free to add to them as well.

Hotnikz - I have a question Andrew. Do you believe that a platonic relationship can exist?
I have several platonic lady friends. Several types of guys can't have platonic friends. If you are married, then its probably going to be tough. The other type are those people with a low self image. Because some men and women are comfortable just saying what they want. If you want to have sex with a female then just ask as a pose to using "friendship" to get it.

Jim - How do you woo a female back?
You don't get her back. You should move on to another relationship(s). You have a better chance of getting her back, if you are validated by other women. What i mean by validation is that other women see you as desirable. She may want you after you move on.

Cap - Your right I can't be mad at you and even if we do get mad at each other we can have make up sex.

Cap - will your other female fans be upset that I get the make up sex? And then what about that fan who thinks you're a woman? r u willingly admitting to lesbianism?
I don't think my other female friends would be upset, because I am an orgasm consultant. To take me off the market would mean a management buyout. My other female fans would be perhaps jealous of the quality time that you get from me. Now for those fans that thing I am woman... Most men still are attracted to the idea of two or more woman at a time. I think that most men that say they aren't just don't believe they will ever be in position to have that fantasy become a reality. And if I am a woman I would totally enjoy the curves of woman along with everything else that comes with women.