Ask The Ass Mondays

I recently saw TK in person and he was a real ASSHOLE. So Enjoy the clip. I am still looking for a female to join me in "Ask The Ass Mondays." We have a few early entries. So I will go ahead and start anwsering question. Feel free to ask more today.

CapCity - How many bloggers have U met in person? -or- if that invades your privacy;-)...How many Poets have U made love to(inspired by your video of choice:-)?
I have only met one of my readers in person. I have had sex with 2 poets, both were girlfriends. I use to write poetry in my younger days.

Jim - she wants to go out to a different town with me for the weekend to have fun. HOW DO I ACT SO I DONT LOOK LIKE A WUSS AND EASY TO GET GUY!??!?!?
Well going out of town with a female is great, because you don't have to do all the work to entertain her. In a previous comment post you said she got mad for kissing her in public? Well unless you were in the middle of church or she is married or in a relationship she shouldn't be too mad. I would have apologized for kissing her. Jim I would say you should just treat her like every women. Treat her like a friend.

I Will Beat Your ASS!!!!!!

One of the women I deal with is a lawyer. Once a week or more she tells me of a lady that is getting her ASS beat by her man. The next week the same lady is trying to drop the abuse charges, but little does she know they can’t be dropped. The State is obligated to pursue the lawsuit even if the abused doesn’t want to follow through with it.

Why???? It doesn’t make since. Why do women stay in an abusive relationship? Sometimes its physical, but other times its mental and emotional. I have even had a personal situation that a relationship didn’t go well because I wasn’t abusive. Really what the FUCK?

Women might be in a bad situation, but they don’t leave. Physiologically women see that as love. He beat my ASS because he loves me. They justify his actions for him and somehow they deserved to be degraded.

Beating someone is an extremely, but mental abuse can be just as damaging. Women seem to have a tendency for “bad boys.” “Bad Boys” bring this type of drama, but women keep going for this type.

So do most women (even if its on a subconscious level) like a little abuse?

Ask The Ass Mondays

For Several weeks Jim has been having women problems or maybe its the other way around Jim's girl is having man problems. Either way we will solve them. Actually maybe what I should do is have a Female counter part that can be an ass from that perspective. So ladies if you are interest we can team up to a Ask the Ass Mondays from a female viewpoint. If you are interested Ladies let me know and I send you my email and we can work this out.

So above I gave you a little dirty talk poetry. Now you can give me some questions and give you some Ass Knowledge.

Confession7 - what do u think of the Beckham madness in the USA now?? :D
I think that a "cause" needs someone to rally behind. Soccer needs a star American can call its own. Soccer is a great sport, but is not appreciated in America the way it is elsewhere. I hope him being here will give it some longevity in the states.

Ticia - When will you lose 30 lbs?
I recently read a news article suggesting that there is a direct link between ones weight and their peer group. Peer pressure can be a good thing or a bad thing. Weight, income, appearance, etc can be affected by your peer group. So first find some "fit" people to hang with and you will probably lose it fast than doing it alone. Also for health reason you should lose the the weight.

Keshi - When will I get a real man?
Mentors have always told me you attract what you are not what you want. So lets not concentrate the man right now. You become the woman that you need to be and you will have your choice of good men to choose from.

Throw Back: Red or Blue Pill?

Like Morpheus offering Neo, I can only offer you the truth. Some of you reading this will go research how far the rabbit hole goes others of you will go on being delusional. But the red pill has been offered to you...

What if everything you had grown up believing wasn’t really as it appeared, what if it wasn’t true, would you want to know or would you want to live ignorance? Most people’s believe systems are based on their background, or either they rebel and go to the other extreme. Two major divisions of people today are Race and the Political party. What if neither really mattered? I know your saying but there has to be that separation. Do Democrats really care about black people, Do Republics really only care about only white people? Is there that much difference between blacks and whites?

The Art of War, The 48 Laws of Power and many other social studies books all dedicate chapters to the strategy of “Divide and Conquer.” Democrats don’t care about Black people, they simply market their policies to the poor and lower middle class. While, Republicans cater their policies to the middle class and rich. If you look at the races, there is not a drastic difference in culture among the races in the same income bracket.


How do politicians get elected? They must run many ads through various forms of media, all of which takes enormous amounts of money. So who is funding this? Well considering that 80% of the world’s wealth is controlled by less than 20% of the population, they both have to go to the same people for money. Regardless of who wins they both get paid from the same people. We live in the United States of America, the democratic society of the selected. So does your vote really matter… well lets follow the money trail through history.

We’ll start with the current administration. The popular believe is that we would not have gone to war if it wasn’t for Bush and Chaney. Bush who raised a record amount of money for both his terms, but what would have happened if he lost? Democrat, Kerry would have won, who is also member of Yale’s elite secret society, Skull and Bones. The Bush family has been members since the founding of the organization in the late 1800’s. Even though Chaney is not a member himself, there are 8 Chaney’s on the membership list. Out of the 56 appointed positions, 43 are Bones men. Kerry’s administration would not have looked any different. The organization likes war because it lines the pockets of business that profit from war: oil, manufacturing of military goods and its suppliers.

In April of 2001 a gentlemen, Larry Silverstein, purchased building 7 of the WOTC for $15 million. During the summer months he secured a 3.5 billion dollar insurance policy for acts of terrorism. Several months later 9/11 magically happens out of nowhere. He made the argument that because 2 planes hit it was 2 separate acts of terrorism. He was awarded $7 billion. This was the same government building that Mayor Gulioni’s emergency quarters were, yet he decided to heroically run through the streets. This 47 story building was brought down with a couple fires scattered through the building.

In Charlotte, NC the mayor firmly stood against the building of a new stadium for the Bobcats. The city even voted against it. However after the mayor had a meeting with the wealthy of Charlotte (the people who keep him in office by funding his campaign) where the question was asked if he want to be anything more than a mayor? A few days later the stadium was approved by the mayor despite a public vote.

There are many more examples such as the Bay of Pigs, JFK assassination and the attempted Reagan assassination. When you follow the money they always lead back to elite organizations (Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove, Illuminati, Bilderberg Group, Federal Reserve,) and certain bloodlines (Bush, Rothchild, Vanderbilt, Morgan and Rochafella). In the end money and banking wins, but of course you can just take the blue pin and all of this could just be a coincidence and none of it really happened…

Go Vote!!!

Ask The Ass Mondays

Jim - My girl now says I am being a wussy. whats a wussy?
Wussy is being a pussy. Your acting soft. Your acting unmanly. What did you do to make her say that?

ViVivoom - Why does a guy who you've fancied, he's fancied you, but the timing wasn't right, him had girlfriend,then I had boyfriend, now both single and he DOESN'T make a move??????
He's not going to make a move. Men are hunters that enjoy conquering something. The fact that you were unavailable is what attracted him to you. Its human nature to want what you can't have. If you want him to make a move find another man to be seen with. Or you can be an independent 21st century women and approach him.

Nefty/Ticia - How is Andrew The Asshole doing?
Andrew is doing good. I've had a pretty busy couple of weeks. I'm between moving, changing career and securing financing for a company I'm starting. So physical I'm good, just alot of things to think about. Success is never convenient or in your own timing. But there is no traffic in the extra mile.

Jim - u r right Andrew my girl wanted to walk out lets be buddies is what she said I went into tears what shud i do now? how do i regain my macho image?
First how to gain your manhood back... What did you do to get her in the first place? Usually people forget that you have to keep things fresh. With her wanting to leave... You know how if you open a door for a cat and tell it to come in they won't, but as soon as you act like your going to shut the door they come running. That's exactly what she did to you. She's fucking with your head

Wise Old ASS - Ask The Ass Questions

Its the weekend, I am going to leave you with a thought to think about. You can post question for this week's Ask The Ass Monday. Last week Jim was having women problem that we fixed, Ticia had her birthday gift given, but I know my reader will surprise me with their witty questions as they always do. SEE YOU ON MONDAY.

Nothing great will ever be acheived without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so.
For glory gives herself only to those wo have always dreamed of her. - Charles De Gaulle

Micheal Jordan saw himself hitting the game winning shot in his back yard. Tiger saw himself sinking a 20 foot put to win the masters. The President saw himself giving a speech to the public many years ago. Today, what are you seeing yourself doing tomorrow... you'll probably be doing it.

Beautiful: Blessing or Curse?

Beautiful: A Blessing or Curse?

Eva Longoria, Brad Pit, Catherine Zeta Jones, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise and Hedi Klum… What do all of this people have in common? They are sex symbols. Their popularity is largely to them being a celebrity, but about that really hot girl next door and new sexy guy in your office; is their good looks a blessing or a curse. I have heard both men and women say that a person is out of their league because they look too good.
People are often intimidated by attractive people and do not approach them. Even if you do end up approaching them, you have to learn to cater to them. Whether it is men or women overly attractive people tend to fill the world revolves around them. Consciously or subconsciously they will not pay close attention to the other person.

Another downside to being too attractive is that people don’t take you seriously. They are not interested in the skills you have for the job they simply want to ask you. That actress that gets the audition only for the director to spend his time flirts with her. The pharmaceutical rep only gets to see the doctor because she’s cute.

Society is to blame for making them this way. Maybe they didn’t start out that way but through reinforcement we teach people how they should be treated. Attractive are given more tolerance than ugly people. That fat guy, better bring home flowers and have a good sense of humor. The average looking female better know how to cook, clean, cut the grass, dress up, go to the sporting event and play video games. Attractive people will get better customer service at any retail establishment, among other things like promotions, better grades.

But is it a Blessing or a Curse? Depending on which side of the gene pool you ended up on.

Ask The Ass Mondays

As you know ITS Monday. I hope you don't have a CASE of the Mondays. If so its ok, I'm here. Monday is also know around the world as "Ask The Ass Mondays" This is were my reader get to ask the question and I will answer them in True ASSHolish form. The last two weeks we have been talking about sexual lations. Somebody is horny!!! I got something for you too :D What will this week bring. I have a few early question I am going to answer now, but you can put in questions through out the day and I will update my writings accordingly!

CapCity - Why was Ask the Ass MONDAYS written on thursday?It was an interesting week, for the ASS. I was moving apartment, working on changing careers, the company is ready for financing, rewriting my tv show... All this happen at the same time, so my Monday questions fell through the cracks. I'm sorry, I'm BACK even harder though. Fire Away. I've missed your ASS!!!

Ticia - What is the ASS getting me for my birthday?I'm going to give you my time!!! With my time cums my attention... and with my attention you'll be the one cumming (multiple times) Lets pretend your the cake for your birthday.

CapCity - Have I learned to say ASS in other langauges, if so which ones?
NO I have thats a good idea though... The ASS in me likes Jim's comment, "Ass translates to CapCity." Too Funny

Jim
YOu need to seduce this woman. She might come from a southern religious background, but I'm sure she needs her back blown out every now and again.

Sugar - I've got a question Asshole, I mean Andrew. Would you prefer a wife who was subservient, attending to your every need and desire or a wife who knows how to cater to you, but still has a backbone and is willing to stand up for herself when necessary? What do you think most men would prefer?
Now I'm not most men. I think there is still men that like a subservient woman. Those men probably have a low self-esteem and so does the woman. Catering to a man is to really know him and his needs. Some men like for their girl to cook clean keep a nice house, but if you have enough going on in your life you should have to hire people to take care of those meaningless things. She needs to be starting a non-profits, a company, or something!!! I like them truly independent.

Anonymous said...
u have been married to a nice girl who keeps house and does all the chores but she dont turn u on and then after 26 years of marriage u hit upon a lady who really turns u on wud u ditch the old woman and go for the new ?
Well that the problem your ass should have never got married in the first place. The story sounds like you never were attracted to her, you just like what she did for you. Then after 26 years your financially stable tired of her cook, and you age makes you realize "I could have just hired a maid twice a week." A divorce is too expensive, so I would only leave if I had a contract ahead of time.

Ask The Ass Mondays

ViviVoom last week we had a discussion on Fuck Buddies, this week she is interested in Friends with Benefits. Is there really a difference? Last week she asked if you should have emotions with a FUCK Buddy, so is there really any difference between women having emotions with their FUCK Buddy and Friends with Benefits? Hell no there is no difference, this is simply women romanticizing a relationship of pure pleasure that they are not suppose to have. Men are “supposed” to sleep around with no remorse, but women are looked down on for it. Beyond that, women, unless they have been damaged at an early age, they can not have sex without emotions… It’s mentally impossible for them. The real question is when you are friends with benefits; do you allow them to have other Fuck Buddies, FWB, girlfriends or wives? With any relationship you should communicate on the boundaries… there is not set rules, or as simple as black and white. You should first be honest with yourself as to what you want from all your relationships platonic or sexual.

Phashant - Why does Andrew ask Questions?
I don't really ask too many questions. Ask the Ass Mondays is for my readers to ask me quesitons. I do sometimes incorporate questions into my write to get my readers think, and to get them to find the right answer for themselves.