Sunday, August 26, 2007

Ask The Ass Mondays


I recently saw TK in person and he was a real ASSHOLE. So Enjoy the clip. I am still looking for a female to join me in "Ask The Ass Mondays." We have a few early entries. So I will go ahead and start anwsering question. Feel free to ask more today.

CapCity - How many bloggers have U met in person? -or- if that invades your privacy;-)...How many Poets have U made love to(inspired by your video of choice:-)?
I have only met one of my readers in person. I have had sex with 2 poets, both were girlfriends. I use to write poetry in my younger days.

Jim - she wants to go out to a different town with me for the weekend to have fun. HOW DO I ACT SO I DONT LOOK LIKE A WUSS AND EASY TO GET GUY!??!?!?
Well going out of town with a female is great, because you don't have to do all the work to entertain her. In a previous comment post you said she got mad for kissing her in public? Well unless you were in the middle of church or she is married or in a relationship she shouldn't be too mad. I would have apologized for kissing her. Jim I would say you should just treat her like every women. Treat her like a friend.

27 comments:

Jim said...

its off with her
i blew it

she says lets just be buddies for ever

is it really over ?

Jim said...

Hope u find a female asshole soon as your associate
i really really need the female perspective now

Andrew The Asshole said...

Jim it could be over but the only way to find out is to say ok, and move on. When you move on to another female she may want you back. If she does then you can make a decision of whether or not you even want her. If she doesn't want you back, after you have another female then you have new girlfriend.

Jim said...

that sounds good
good advice

Jim said...

but she is nice
the nicest person i have ever met in my 56 years

she feels it wont work out bcoz i am bipolar

she witnessed me in a state of HIGH
and i acted like a real asshole when i was high

i told her it wont happen again
but there is no cure for bipolar disorder

u just have to control it by medication

`NEFTY said...

I'm not a "rocker girl" lol.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Jim - yeah you have to take your meds. I manage a pharmacy and have grown up in a bio-tech and pharma household.

Nefty - Ha ha, the "rocker" looking hat gave me that impression. Before long I'm going to see a picture of you in a skirt.

`NEFTY said...

First, that hat wasn't a "rocker hat" it was a flag, wowwwww. Now, I don't know if you're jacking off right now, but you ain't seeing me in a skirt.

CapCity said...

i'm NOT volunteering for the Female Abyss (altho' u already called me one so i may as WELL give the advice of one;-) - but JIM...LET.IT.GOOOO! No one likes NEEDY. Walk away - men have PLENTY more options than women even if U are bipolar. Even if she's the "nicest" as u say u've ever met in your 56 yrs. i don't know u - but i'll go out on a limb and say even U don't deserve the treatment of a floor mat.

Jim said...

THANKS Capcity
(whats your name?)

it was very kind of u to advice me
Yes, i do sound needy
I am needy

I will be crushed if she says good bye

CapCity said...

Hey Jim! U WILL be FINE! lemme hear U say it now. louder. i can't hear u! Seriously, I don't know U & can't know how you're feeling. But I have watched enough people around me in situations where they didn't deserve to be. I've learned: it's better to be "lonely" because I am actually ALONE & SINGLE than to be "lonely" and in a "supposed" relationship. It WILL get better - u may even learn to ENJOY your own company;-). cyber hug to u, my good man!

CapCity said...

One more thing, Jim. Have u ever met Lisa? She offers cyber courses on relationships. She may be a good source. Lisa's great & responds to any & all questions - she's not just about the moolah:-). this is not an endorsement - i have no idea how the courses are i just know her blog is friendly & i like going there! best to ya!

Jim said...

THANKS again capcity (wont u tell me your name, and give me your fone no.)

i contacted LISA
i dont need andrew no more

Andrew is gonna be mighty peeved with u

CapCity said...

u're welcome jim;-). andrew would never be peeved w/ me - he loves me too much;-).

Jim said...

I am back
LISA is not responding
she charges for her advice

i get it free from u

Jim said...

i spoke to Mary on messenger now
she is in 2 minds
she still cares for me

teach me how to woo her back Andrew

`NEFTY said...

It was MY flag, bitch.
Secondly, don't talk to me like that, I'm not a desperate piece of shit like you. I can fuck whenever I want.
Get at me now.

hottnikz said...

I have a question Andrew. Do you believe that a platonic relationship can exist? My friend and I have been having a heated debate over this subject over the past few weeks. He doesn't believe in them; feels like men always have an ulterior motive for being friends with women. I on the other hand don't feel this way. I'm not naive, I know some men do have other things in mind, but not all. What are your thoughts on this?

Jim said...

hottnikz

thats an easy one
my girl and i started on platonic
but i pushed it in to sexual

and it became sexual
i then proposed to her

Jim said...

most men are this way
unless he is gay

CapCity said...

well, Jim, my advice goes to show u get what u pay for! lol!
here's some more FREE advice - when I tell a man i'm NOT interested i'm NOT playing hard to get...i have moved on emotionally & that's usually followed by the physical...i could never be woo'ed back if I was the one to end it...

Jim said...

Capcity

u r not Mary
Mary is different

CapCity said...

thank goodness for that! u be well, i wish u (& mary or sally or who ever U choose to be with;-) the very best, Jim. EVERYone deserves to be loved and happy about who's lovin' 'em;-)

hey, where's andrew?

Jim said...

u r the new Andrew
we dont need Andrew


do we?

Jim said...

Andrew !!!
,
where the fuck are u ?
,

Pallav said...

Hi Andrew, just thought i'd say hi.
I like your blog, this agony asshole column is damn fun! ;)

Keep rocking!

N

Keshi said...

lol @Jim's question!

Keshi.