Saturday, May 12, 2007

Women.... As Easy As 1, 2, 3


Ladies and Gentlemen gather around…Like BIGGIE I’ve got a story…A story we will call SEDUCTION. I’m sure the title has women mad at me…BUT now that I have you undivided ATTENTION… WOMEN if you apply these principles you too can have any MAN you want.

*Sex appeal is 50% what you have got and 50% is what people think you got. ~ Sophia Loren*

The practical application of this quote is what I would like to call the art of seduction. This applies to both men and women, The Art of Seduction will give you the ability have pratically anyone that you choose.

***Disclaimer - I am not responsible for the influx of men or women you will attract due to this story****

FIRST Lesson… this dance is not your classic romance movie it’s WAR, and this beautiful lady is a castle that has to be sieged as carefully as any army general. Every step has to be planned and executed with the utmost attention to detail and nuance.

First ACTION… approach the women with a bit of distance and air of nonchalance. Next time together confide in her as would a friend not a potential lover. THIS will throw her off the scent.

SECOND Lesson… Once the woman is confused make her jealous.

Second ACTION…At the next major function showed up with a beautiful lady. Beautiful women usually have equally beautiful friends. Wherever you are seen, be surrounded by BEAUTIFUL women. The young lady will not just be seething with jealously but will see you are someone others desire. This gives you instant value and will make it that much more satisfying to snatch you from their clutches.

THIRD Lesson…Once jealous next MESMERIZES her.

Third ACTION… Began to fail to show up at affairs where she is expected to see you. Then, suddenly, appear at places you have never frequented before, but she will be in attendance. This pushed the HER to a state of emotional CONFUSION that is a prerequisite for successful seduction.

She will begin to laugh harder at your jokes and listen to your stories more closely. She began to ask others questions about you. THESE moves will take several weeks or even months, but the CASTLE walls will fall.

At some point during this SEDUCTION, you may be tempted but do NOT give into frivolous impulses to tell her that you LOVE her. This will ONLY break the spell. Wherever this encounter leads, she loves the ADVENTURE. If you play it long enough where you lead her will NOT matter.

FOLLOW these steps and the ART of SEDUCTION… EASY as 1, 2, 3.

32 comments:

D said...

Andrew, I really hope you're not serious?! I'm afraid if somebody tried to seduce me like this, he'd lose me forever!

`NEFTY said...

Any guy ever did that to me... He'd get a black eye, not a red cheek.

N@nc! said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

zeezee said...

Andrew, u kidding??!!!
Or this is some sort of negative demonstration?? U deserve a few spank man!

zewt said...

you learnt those from david d'angelo? forget what 'me' said... i think those things work! hahahaha....

thanks for dropping by my blog and hope to see ya around...

krystyna said...

Hi Andrew!
Interesting...
As easy as 1,2, 3...
"Easy come easy go"?....?

Thanks for your nice visit.

Wishing you the best!

Andrew The Asshole said...

Ladies ~ No I'm not kidding at all.

This works and women and men alike the title is there to get your attention.

When told the process all of our pride says no I would never fall for that.

I have not only used these suggestions they have been used on me and they work.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Zewt ~ these are lesson that can be learn from some of the greats that have mastered the art seduction.

Ancient Kings and Queens; current day politicans and movies stars alike all have these qualities. I simply put them in outline form.

Jewel Rays said...

aRGH!! Andrew..lol..That would be really torturous for a women. GOSH!! Its a mind game but i think it does work but not everytime. The guy might just wish he toned down. But that sucks really!!

*roll eyes*

~Jewel Rays.:)

Saadia said...

Andrew...you're a genius!!!

Andrew The Asshole said...

Girly Girl ~ Thank I'm glad someone can see the practical application.

If you go back and think of the lovers you have had all these emotions were there, but seeing it in an outline form takes the romantic illusion out of it.

Saadia said...

The world would be a better place if people were more practical concerning affairs of the heart...

p.s. I'm bookmarking your site, Darling.

Mr. J said...

This is a typical easy tried and tested way. Great stuff putting it into words.

Oh and am I the only guy leaving a comment on this post?? :-S

JustMeWriting said...

lol...as funny as that is, it can actually work, but ONLY if the guys is dealing with a women who doesn't THAT his game...because game is what it REALLY is. lol. but having other attractive women around him WOULD make him more desireable...I'm sure most women have looked at a man twice because of it...but of course that can't be the extent of his appeal. I totally agree with the quote...good post.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Girly Girl~ Thanks for the love... I will be adding you to mine as well.

Mr. J~ Thanks for adding a guys view point on this subject.

Just Me~ the game works on men as well.

whether it is men or women when you step back emotionally you can see this is what is going on, but we are emotional creature which love and lust usually make us irrational.

JustMeWriting said...

Andrew, OH...I KNOW it works on men...LOL. (how you think they know about it..lol)

Anonymous said...

So, GirlyGirl--is that the game you're running with me?

I wonder what your husband thinks of all this?

dcsavvystar said...

hahaha - first of all, that video is hilarious - a perfect fit for the post! now to the post, um.... okay - i can see how some of this would work, but i think me and the dude may be fighting by the end of the night... lol. i'll take note and try it on the guys though - i'll bring you my report!

Mizrepresent said...

Yep, i can see this working...but dayum, it ain't fair...not at all.(lol) Why go through so much trouble...is he trying to keep her, or just run through her?

Anonymous said...

Andrew, you asshole! lol Some of this is dead on, but most of it is bunk. Only a truly desperate woman would let a man play her like that!

Andrew The Asshole said...

Ladies ~ I look for your reports on how this works on the guys. The process could take several weeks or even months but in the end you have your choice if you want a relationship or just "friends".

Andrew The Asshole said...

Just Me ~ your right men learned it from the mistresses of the ancient times. Men did not use these strategies until the romantic period.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Sugar ~ with desperate women you wouldn't even have to go through the three steps.

Confident women can fall in a different way, because their pride is hurt when she thinks he prefers the company of another woman over her.

Same can be said for men, they do not want to see their lady move on. As the saying goes, "You don't know what you have until its gone." Pride is a motherf****R!!!

Saadia said...

Pride is mos def a motherfucker. Well put, Andrew.

RYC: just bookmark my profile, Darling.

Anonymous said...

Shame on men! ALL THIS to finally fall in our claws...

But at least you (men) will ALWAYS have the final words: "YES, MY DEAR" :D

Thanks for the comment on my blog, nice to meet you.

Andrew The Asshole said...

Yes Dear, thats cute Romia... Thats the Power of the P.U.S.S.Y.

The OE said...

Straight out of the manual but it usually takes an experienced agent to show how it works in the field where the unexpected always seems to rear it's head.

Brandon said...

Nobody should be offended by this post. He's just talking about game because that's exactly what dating is... a game. Nobody wants to admit that they can be gamed.

Tara Tainton said...

Could work with some... but what happened to your honest approach? Why bother to make a potential lover jealous? that's as dishonest as it gets. How about being yourself, your confident, nonchalant, and non-needy self... that's the air of the "bad boy" most of us women are attracted to. We want a man who's confident, strong, independent, fun, positive, happy, and doesn't NEED us... or need to play games to get near us. ;)

xoxo
Tara

Anonymous said...

Now this is as good as I've ever heard. There's a psychology to everything. Props!

Andrew The Asshole said...

Tara ~ the "I don't need you" is demonstrated through the fact that you have other women around you. Celebrities are sexual objects because so many people want them. As far as looks, well I can walk around south beach and find women that look better than your average celebrity.

Sojourner g thanks for dropping by

wynsters the tigress said...

andrew, although i admit that the game exists, why is it necessary? why do male-female interactions need to be governed by these rules. i feel like when it's so "pre-planned" it approaches being insincere.