Sunday, July 29, 2007

Wise Ass Autobiography

Am I an ASS? Why, YES I am, but I’m not just any ASS… I’m a Wise ASS!!! On my journey to “enlightenment” I came across an enlightened soul that left his/her autobiography… Do Enjoy!!!

An Autobiography in Five Chapters
Author Unknown

Chapter 1
I walk down the street
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I FALL in.
I am lost. I am helpless.
It is NOT my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.

Chapter 2
I walk down the SAME street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I pretend I don’t see it.
I FALL in again.
I can’t believe I am in this same place
But it is NOT my fault.
It takes a long time to get out.

Chapter 3
I walk down the SAME street
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I see it is there
I FALL in. It’s a habit, but my eyes are OPEN.
I know where I am.
It IS MY FAULT.
I get out immediately.

Chapter 4
I walk down the SAME street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk AROUND it.

Chapter 5
I walk down a DIFFERENT street.

“People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get ahead in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can’t find them, they make them.”George Bernard Shaw

Let me put an elegant bow on this from what I got from this: “If you don’t like where your life is or where it is going… Go down a different FUCKING street.”
~Andrew the Asshole

5 comments:

Jim said...

“If you don’t like where your life is or where it is going… Go down a different FUCKING street.”
~Andrew the Asshole


i did just that at 56
every body disapproves

but i dont give a damn
its my life

read wife for life

Andrew The Asshole said...

Yeah you shouldn't give a dam. Most people are going to disapprove of going against the grain, but they are followers that will follow a trail blazer at some point.

All Is Whole said...

Good Andrew Good .........
The guy with exceptionally fucking attitide.........
Cool man.........

Smiles :)

Anonymous said...

Now THAT is wisdom!

Andrew The Asshole said...

Sojourner G - I always appreciate your wise view point from above!!!